$JEETPHANT
$JEETPHANT - Jeetphant Bonk
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$JEETPHANT - Jeetphant Bonk
Jeetphant - Heâs paranoid. Heâs unhinged. He slams âSell Allâ after a 12% green candle and screams into his trunk when it 50x-es.
$JEETPHANT is a tribute to every emotionally unstable jeeter who thought they were early⌠but were just early to sell.
âI sold the top. Then it kept going.â â Jeetphant, shaking in rage
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A memecoin born from panic selling, fueled by impulsive sell buttons, and fronted by an emotionally fried elephant with PTSD from Pumpfun season.
No roadmaps. No promises. Just pain, memes, and one gigantic jeeter trunk flipping off your portfolio.
This isnât the heroâs journey.
Itâs the panic sell saga.
Honestly? You probably shouldnât.
But if you do, youâre embracing:
Chart-induced depression
Shared delusion with a sprinkle of meme magic
This isnât about generational wealth.
Itâs about laughing at the fact that you fumbled it again.
You probably shouldnât. But if you do:
Youâre betting on memes, chaos, and collective PTSD.
You relate to the pain. Thatâs your alpha.
This isnât about changing your life â itâs about laughing at how you ruined it.
A group of trench survivors with decent memes and deep emotional scars.
Emotional support for paper hands.
And a Bonk Elephant with nothing left to lose.
You canât. Heâs busy rage-trading on Pump.fun.
But weâre on Telegram if you want to trauma bond.
Right after Jeetphant rage sells for a 1.2x and screams into his pillow.